It happens sometimes. Anxiety from reading the workout and your morning coffee are kicking in. You thought you could wait, but you can’t. You went through the warm-up and realized you just can’t hold it off any longer. So you drop a stinky deuce in the bathroom at the gym. You look around for something to fix the problem. But there’s no bathroom spray. No matches. No nothing! You’re stuck. You think if you’re lucky, you might be able to sneak out unnoticed, but just as you think you’re in the clear you make eye contact with another athlete, who's unmistakably approaching the bathroom. Just your luck, it happens to be the man you have been checking out in recent...