For three months, I walked around looking like a clown.
I had an unfortunately aggressive case of apparent chronic chapped lips. If you’ve ever experienced it, dry lips that persist for weeks, months, are annoying and painful. I asked around at the pharmacy, I googled, yet nothing seemed to work.
It got to the point where I couldn’t leave home without one stick of chapstick or another, and I had minor panic attacks when I couldn’t find any.
Sometimes the days brightened as I thought my lips were clearing up, but whenever this happened, a relapse was always brewing.
“What are the chances of you getting those lips cleared up sometime this year?” asked one friend. Others offered their advice:
“Try Blistex. The one in the blue container.”
“Burt’s Bees—all the way baby!”
“Good old fashioned Vasoline, girl.”
I tried them all.
I even tried a vaginal herpes cream another friend recommended.
But alas, the persistent chapped lips continued to prevail. Until one day when it then occurred to me to try RIPT’s Quick Fix.
I kid you not, Quick Fix was the answer. Lips cleared up within a week. And never came back.
Since then, I’ve dabbled with RIPT on other areas of my body, as well, and so far RIPT hasn’t let me down.
Notable moments include:
Quick Fix healed my rope climb burns, both on the calf and the inner thigh like a charm.
Rope Climb Burn Hurts Like a Bitch
When I didn’t have time to go in for a pedicure, but I could feel the dry skin building on the soles of my feet, the Grind Stone worked wonders.
I even used Daily Dose on the chafing on my ass after cycling without padded shorts.
The only thing I haven’t tried is using RIPT as a lube, although I’m convinced it’s a good idea.